1. |
That's Shit
03:05
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Just got back from my holiday in Bali
So I come home, open up my car door, what do I find?
There’s a coupla sleeping bags, coupla good bags, and on the back seat is a pair of pissy shoes
Some dude’s been living in my car while I’ve been in Bali
We’ll that’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit and I don’t like it
After that I felt like I deserved a treat, a chicken treat
So I went through to the chicken treat drive through and I ordered
One small chips
And I sat there, waiting for those chips, for 10 minutes
Then when I got my chips, they were cold
I said this isn’t fast food sir
Nah that’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit and I don’t like it
I needed to calm down
So I drove down to Hyde park and sat down and watched the ducks swim around
It was beautiful. So beautiful that I got all relaxed
So when I next let out a little cheeky fart
I realised
It was shit
That’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit and I don’t like it
Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse
I looked up and what did I see
There’s a swarm of bees above my head
And every time I try to get up they chase me
So I have to wave my arms above my head
Run through the park
With shit dripping down my white overalls
Man this day was shit
That’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit and I don’t like it
That’s shit
That’s shit
That’s shit and I don’t like it
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2. |
Red Wave
02:25
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I feel fucking homicidal
I’m smashing through my chocolate collection
There’s a red hot poker in my ass
I wanna cry and spew at the same time
The god-damn dog’s gone through my bin
There’s bloody bits all through the house
Got a resting bitch face but it’s times 100
Everyone’s fired dumped and stupid
I don’t wanna deal with this today
But I guess Aunty Irma’s here to stay
Can you please get the fuck out of my face
Cos’ I’m surfing the red wave
I’ve got the guts of a truckdriver
Whose living of milkshakes pies and speed
Put your goggles on it’s gonna get messy
These granny undies have seen too much
I don’t wanna deal with this today
But I guess Aunty Irma’s here to stay
Can you please get the fuck out of my face
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
I don’t wanna deal with this today
But I guess Aunty Irma’s here to stay
Can you please get the fuck out of my face
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Cos I’m surfing the red wave
Surf’s up
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3. |
I Don't Care
01:43
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Don’t tell me how much you lift
I don’t care
Don’t tell me about your private school
I don’t care
Do not try to sell me crypto
I don’t care
Don’t tell me what car you drive
I don’t care
Don’t tell me where you grew up
I don’t care
Don’t tell me what your ATAR is
I don’t care
Don’t tell me you took DMT
I don’t care
Don’t tell me about your FIFO job
I don’t care
Don’t tell me about Jo Rogan
I don’t care
Don’t tell me your travelling stories
I don’t care
Do not cry about your ex
I don’t care
Don’t tell me you’re good at sex
I don’t care
Don’t tell me how much you lift
I don’t care
Don’t tell me about your private school
I don’t care
Do not try to sell me crypto
I don’t care
Don’t tell me what car you drive
I don’t care
Don’t tell me where you grew up
I don’t care
Don’t tell me what your ATAR is
I don’t care
Don’t tell me you took DMT
I don’t care
Don’t tell me COVID’s a conspiracy
I don’t care
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4. |
Bowls Club
02:47
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Carlton draught $9
Coopers green $9
Swanny draught $9
Probably every single drink here is $9
Hanging out with Gary at the bowls club
Gary has 40 chickens and he lives in Hilton
Gary likes to talk about Earthships
He’ll play a hell sick game of bowls
It’s your bowls club
Silver mullet at your bowls club
Cheeky joint at your bowls club
Join your local bowls club
The drinks are flowing at your bowls club
Getting served by bikies at your bowls club
You never thought you had a local bowls club
Join your local bowls club
It’s a hot day
But you’re outside
Playing bowls with Meredith
Meredith is 84 years old
There’s no age limit at the bowls club
There’s 40 kids here at midnight
But no one seems to mind at the bowls club
You know the name of every single dog here
Don’t ever wear your shoes on the green
It’s your bowls club
Silver mullet at your bowls club
Cheeky joint at your bowls club
Join your local bowls club
The pools table’s free at your bowls club
Get a big roast dinner at your bowls club
You never thought you had a local bowls clubs
Join your local bowls club
Join your bowls club
Join it now
Join it now
It’s your bowls club
Silver mullet at your bowls club
Cheeky joint at your bowls club
Join your local bowls club
The drinks are flowing at your bowls club
Getting served by bikies at your bowls club
You never thought you had a local bowls clubs
Join your local bowls club
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5. |
Wannabe
01:39
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So tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want what you really really want
I wanna wanna wanna wanna
Oh what I really really really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Friendship lasts forever
Yeh friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to give
Taking is too easy
But that's the way it is
So tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want what you really really want
I wanna wanna wanna wanna
Oh what I really really really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future
Forget my past
If you wanna get with me
Better make it fast
Now don't go wasting
My precious time
Get your shit together, we could be just fine
So tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want, just tell me what you want
Tell me what you want
So tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want what you really really want
I wanna wanna wanna wanna
Oh what I really really really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my friends
Friendship lasts forever
Yeh friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover
You have got to give
Taking is too easy
But that's the way it is
So tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want what you really really want
Just tell me what you want, what you really really want
Just tell me what you want
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SWEAT Fremantle, Australia
This Walyalup based quartet of sport loving
punks are renowned for their tongue-in-cheek and energetic
earworms. Their songs about sport,
kebabs and bowls clubs are pleasantly paired with a high energy krautrock rhythm section with screaming nu-wave style guitar, all fronted by Rosemary, the future queen of sport fashion.
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